Oh my...Joel, I think if you weren't already gay, that would have done it. I'm so sorry I was unconscious long enough for you guys to have to deal with that...

Also, if I've insulted anyone in the last few days, it's the drugs talking. I do mean all the compliments, and probably most of the insults. But rest assured, you can tell yourself that it's the drugs talking.

This should be an interesting little experiment.