What I Did Last Night
Ellen, Jon, and I bought Joel at the Big Gay Date Auction. Price: $65. Better be worth every friggin' penny...

Victor keepin' it real as MC

After a long, hard day on Wall Street, I like to adjourn to my Upper East Side penthouse and smoke a bowl. My other interests include fast cars and even faster men. I also enjoy auctioning myself off for fun and profit.

Southern comfort.

Joel also purchased a rather striking gent. Price: $100. (Joel's date is on the left.)