Oh Dear God

I was watching Talk Sex with Sue Johanson (formerly the Sunday Night Sex Show) and the Hot Stuff segment came on--she was sharing her finds at garage sales. She showed a pair of jingle bells with an elastic band and she says "give these to your partner and he puts them on his penis," as she demonstrates with a dildo, naturally, "and he can jingle bells all the way to the bedroom!" She then placed the dildo upright against the side of her head and proclaimed "is that your antler!?" Other finds of note: bungee cords for light bondage, jello molds for naughty treats, and an electric toothbrush for... well, I'll let you figure that one out.