Freudian Slip
A colleague instant messaged me early this morning, right after I stumbled into office. I was frozen and uncaffeinated, but I realize that's no excuse.
Colleague: Are you free for a meeting at 9?
Me (attempting to launch Lotus Notes to check my calendar): One sex
Me: OOPS!
Me: One SEC!
Colleague: That's funny.
Colleague: Excuse me while I make a call to the ethics hotline.