Has Cleo been to Maryville, TN?

Cheesy, nude Monn arrested
 
MARYVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Michael P. Monn's birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.

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