Hanging fast and loose, DC-style

-You may think the bartender is doing you a favor by pouring 10 ounces of vodka goodness and adding only the lightest splish of Red Bull. But you're wrong. Very, very wrong. I'm never drinking again.

-Casual sex is alive and well in our nation's capital. I say this not as a participant, but as an observer of two scantily-dressed women who writhed and humped one another on the dancefloor of Tom Tom, only to leave with a complete stranger a mere moment after he groped and made out with them.

-I'd like to take a moment to thank my hosts in the nation's capital, who allowed my vomit into their home.

-I was nearly squashed by a man carrying an eight-foot tall wooden cross near The Mall.

To be continued...