Real World moment

Mark's in town, and you know that when the two of us get together shit happens.

So, we're in Old Town, walking down Wells, when two teenage boys eating McDonalds stop us. "Do you watch the Real World?" Of course. "Brad from Real World San Diego is in the aquarium across the street."

How could we resist? We go to the fish store across the way. "We're looking for a fish tank for my office, GOT IT?" I whisper to Mark. Sure enough there's Brad with his blonde waif girlfriend, looking at high-end tanks. We didn't ask Brad anything about his sluttiness or his drunkeness while in San Diego.

Back outside, the two boys are still standing down the block. "What are you doing, just randomly asking people if they know about the Real World," we ask. Kind of, one of the boys reply--apparently they're family friends and they're trying the recruit the "celebrity" (cough cough) to play a prank on a friend of theirs.

Uh huh. Right.