"Cumming": An intoxicating review
So, I was a little hammered after a baby shower on Saturday afternoon. I decided that this was a perfect time to head to Michigan Ave. to do some quality shopping.
I head to Sephora, and noticed some commotion in the cologne area. The commotion, it seems, pertained to Alan Cumming's cologne, "Cumming".
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Said a random woman who took a sample whiff of "Cumming": "It smells like the woods! And jizz!"
Store attendent: "Um..."
At $69 a bottle, Alan Cumming's fragrance, "Cumming," ain't cheap.
Me: "Is this a popular scent?"
Attendent: "NO! We haven't sold any. Would you like to try a sample?"
Me (sniffing): "I know what this smells like! Vick's Vapor Rub and the woods!!!"
Attendent: "I try to stay away from this section of the store as much as I possibly can."
There you have it. If you want to smell like Vick's and the woods, "Cumming" is the fragrance for you.
posted by C is for Cleo @ 12:42 PM
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When he was on the Daily Show Alan said he was going to do a lotion called "Cumming All Over"...
And if you check out the Web site, you will see that that, along with several other Cumming products, is coming soon.
He's a popular guy, what with a sexual surname and all. But again, it's all kitsch, no substance. I'd avoid his products.
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