1,002nd Post

I wanted to make the 1,000th post, but Cleo went and posted two in a row and then Coop beat me to it. In honor of this momentus milestone, I've prepared a best of Unfocus Group from the past 30 months.

04/28/2003 - The post that started it all
05/04/2003 - My dad uses the phrase “screw it into a stud.”
05/11/2003 - Cleo, the designated driver
05/30/2003 - Stephanie ponders the meaning of the word choam.
06/03/2003 - Elisa observes a remarkable, tear-jerking sight at a wedding.
06/19/2003 - Jon finds a little bit of trailer park magic in his own backyard.
06/23/2003 - Cleo gets a little personal with Rick Bayless and I celebrate the judiciary.
07/11/2003 - A waiter analyzes my drink choices.
07/17/2003 - Jon has a deep connection with a phone operator.
08/14/2003 - Victor misinterprets the rituals of straight dating.
09/27/2003 - Casey starts off with a bang with his cat poetry.
12/08/2003 - UFG is pegged as obtuse.
12/24/2003 - My aunt becomes a woman.
02/18/2004 - My dad supports the idea of gay marriage… in his way.
05/18/2004 - Victor and Cleo walk for… something.
05/31/2004 - More walking
07/02/2004 - What Cleo thought was the best a year and a half ago.
07/05/2004 - This one isn’t all that entertaining, but those dancing dudes were fucking hot!
07/17/2004 - Cleo finds a thong in her courtyard.
07/31/2004 - And another one
08/30/2004 - Mark finds out the true story behind Jon Lewis.


I only made it through August of last year before my eyes started to cross. Stayed tuned for the rest. Be sure to contribute your favorite posts too!